Monday, April 21, 2003

Sars death rate may be much higher among people who are suffering from Aids.
Syria has said it will not allow international inspections of its military arsenal.
Jay Garner, Retired Lieutenant-General of the U.S. Army, has started touring Iraq as New Overlord. Muslims are suspicious of Garner because of his strong ties to Israel.
No news yet on the hunt for Saddams and his alien cronies allegedly hidden deep in a cave under a sacred valley in the cradle of civilisation.
The alien friends of the US are aiding the search, since they have a bone to pick with Saddams alien friends.
The respective species involved have yet to be identified publicly.
Researchers at the University of Nottingham have used magnetism to make solid objects such as coins float in the air.
A recent study shows how the US Media Enable And Enhance White House Deceit.
A captured Al Qaida document reveals that US energy companies were secretly negotiating with the Taliban to build a pipeline prior to 9/11.
And in other news:
Clinton Emotionally Ready To Start Getting Blow Jobs Again,
Blair to be awarded for "Bitchhood in the face of Adversity"
and Fisherman's 4-Year-Old Son Liberates Bait.

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