Friday, April 25, 2003

A Palestinian suicide bomber blew himself up at a crowded train station in central Israel yesterday.
WHO recommended that persons travelling to Hong Kong and Guangdong province, China, consider
postponing all but essential travel.
A massive, weeklong religious pilgrimage turned against Washington on Wednesday,
the latest sign that the once-downtrodden Shiites are competing for control of postwar Iraq.
I was yesterday informed that Jesus cant be an alien since he is actually a cannabis fiend from
South Africa who goes by the name Jan Vorster. He has requested that we do not publish his
current whereabouts. We have agreed, since Satan's counter-bid was pathetic.
The U.S. military has admitted to detaining children aged 16 years and younger at Guantanamo.
Tortured Ugandan Political Prisoner Wishes Uganda Had Oil.
Turns out SARS may have been planted in China by the Bush administration to weaken the region
for future influence expansion plans.

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