U.S. broadcasters' coverage of the Iraq (news - web sites) war was so unquestioningly patriotic and so lacking in impartiality that it threatened the credibility of America's electronic media, the head of the BBC said.
OZZY OSBOURNE'S 17-year-old son JACK is recovering in a CALIFORNIA rehab clinic.
Thirty-nine countries around the world are on impact alert, as an Italian satellite falls in an uncontrolled spiral towards Earth.
A Cambridge-based research group wants to test whether dogs can distinguish between the odour of urine from men with malignant prostate tumours and other men with no malignancy.
Germany has introduced new laws making it illegal to kill ants and appointed 85 ant protection officers to protect the insects.
While Europe restricts genetically engineered food at home, the United States is spreading its demonic seed around the globe.
In an official statement Monday, a spokesman for the American Dental Association announced that it cannot make the teeth of the nation's citizens any goddamn whiter.

Japanese astronaut Soichi Noguchi will be among the four crew members of the first US space shuttle to take off when the program resumes following the Feb 1 Columbia accident.
In what could prove a major embarrassment for the Indian government, a minister who returned from China has revealed he was not tested for SARS when he landed in New Delhi.
After more than a century of expansion of the concept that everybody deserves human rights, we now seem to be -- temporarily, at least -- slipping backwards.
New lab facilities to search for the mysterious "dark matter" of the cosmos 1,100 metres underground are opened by the UK's science minister.
Pope John Paul on Sunday beatified a 17th-century friar credited with halting a Muslim invasion of Europe and in the process discovering the frothy coffee drink cappuccino.
A driver who refused police orders to pull over because he wanted to keep smoking crack in his truck was captured when he mistakenly drove into the police headquarters parking lot, authorities said.