Military satellites previously used to direct missiles to their targets have been drafted in to help stop sheep over-grazing in the west of Ireland.
Shi'ite Muslim clerics are running the holy Iraqi city of Najaf without consulting U.S.-led forces still camped outside. U.S. Wants to Shut Down UN Controls on Iraq's Oil.
Troops Net Aziz, Iraqi Cleric Blasts U.S. 'Tyranny'.
NASA's chief named the crew of the next space shuttle mission on Friday, but offered no date for the return to flight as the investigation into the Columbia disaster moved into a new phase.
A collection of South African humanoid fossils is far older than previously thought, and may represent the oldest direct link to humanity, researchers said Friday.
US Administration today admitted that North Korea scared the Hell out of them and that they would be taking pre-emptive steps against Robert Mugabe.
The civilian who oversees the U.S. Army, Thomas White, has submitted his resignation, the Defense Department said on Friday.
Aliens based on Europa (Satellite of Jupiter) were today contesting royalty rights on merchandising contracts approved without their consent by the AOL-Time Warner group.
U.S. officials say they want a diplomatic solution to the North Korea crisis but refuse to rule out military action.

A Palestinian suicide bomber blew himself up at a crowded train station in central Israel yesterday.
WHO recommended that persons travelling to Hong Kong and Guangdong province, China, consider
postponing all but essential travel.
A massive, weeklong religious pilgrimage turned against Washington on Wednesday,
the latest sign that the once-downtrodden Shiites are competing for control of postwar Iraq.
I was yesterday informed that Jesus cant be an alien since he is actually a cannabis fiend from
South Africa who goes by the name Jan Vorster. He has requested that we do not publish his
current whereabouts. We have agreed, since Satan's counter-bid was pathetic.
The U.S. military has admitted to detaining children aged 16 years and younger at Guantanamo.
Tortured Ugandan Political Prisoner Wishes Uganda Had Oil.
Turns out SARS may have been planted in China by the Bush administration to weaken the region
for future influence expansion plans.

Jazz and soul vocalist Nina Simone has died at her home in the South of France. She was 70.
The Russian Space Forces have completed preparations to launch a new military satellite
from the Russian state testing space center Baikonur in Kazakhstan.
Coalition forces in Iraq are still trying to locate the "Jokers" in their "Deck of Cards".
The 4 jokers are rumoured to be Western ex-leaders who supported and supplied Saddam and the Taleban not too long ago.
The BBC (Blair Broadcasting Corporation) reported that an outbreak of ghost activity that struck
Lesotho last year has been found to have been the result of a spectacular meteor shower.
Saddam Hussein Killed for 4th Time.
McDonalds prints wildflowers on containers to beautify roadsides.
Rupert Murdoch's smear campaign against George Galloway launches major attack with photocopied
Iraqi secret service documents apparently detailing payments made to the maverick MP.
White House cybersecurity adviser Howard Schmidt announced his resignation Monday, the second
person to leave the post in three months.
The Bush administration is siding with the recording industry in its court fight to force Internet
providers to disclose the identities of people who are illegally trading songs over the Web.

Sars death rate may be much higher among people who are suffering from Aids.
Syria has said it will not allow international inspections of its military arsenal.
Jay Garner, Retired Lieutenant-General of the U.S. Army, has started touring Iraq as New Overlord. Muslims are suspicious of Garner because of his strong ties to Israel.
No news yet on the hunt for Saddams and his alien cronies allegedly hidden deep in a cave under a sacred valley in the cradle of civilisation.
The alien friends of the US are aiding the search, since they have a bone to pick with Saddams alien friends.
The respective species involved have yet to be identified publicly.
Researchers at the University of Nottingham have used magnetism to make solid objects such as coins float in the air.
A recent study shows how the US Media Enable And Enhance White House Deceit.
A captured Al Qaida document reveals that US energy companies were secretly negotiating with the Taliban to build a pipeline prior to 9/11.
And in other news:
Clinton Emotionally Ready To Start Getting Blow Jobs Again,
Blair to be awarded for "Bitchhood in the face of Adversity"
and Fisherman's 4-Year-Old Son Liberates Bait.

Easter 2003
Pope John Paul II has led a vigil celebrating the resurrection of Jesus Christ in St Peter's Basilica in Rome
Saw on internet today - a cult that believes christ was/is an alien
Coalition forces have begun the task of installing puppet state in Iraq. No weapons of mass destruction yet mind you.
Verbal bullying of next target, Syria, has also begun
SARS outbreak shows no signs of slowing - could this be a bio attack?
Unlike the first cases of Sars in the territory, recent ones appear to be less responsive to treatment
Rumours of Alien cooperation with various govs
NASA yesterday again postponed the launch of its infra-red space telescope designed to study objects that are too dust-concealed, too cold or too distant to be detected by existing equipment
Apparently some alien visitors are hostile while others arent.
Human genome mapping just completed, ahead of schedule.
An Israeli soldier shot and killed a cameraman for Associated Press Television News today in the West Bank city of Nablus
Tommy Lee in clear over child's death
United States is planning a long-term military relationship with the emerging government of Iraq
More than three decades after the Vietnam war ended New Study Finds Agent Orange Use was Underestimated